Oh Mon Dieu!!! Laurent Blanc bans all 23 World Cup flops from first match in charge of France

In his first press conference as manager of France, former Laurent Blanc has banned all 23 players that were involved in France's horrendous World Cup campaign in South Africa. All 23 players (well 22, since Thierry Henry has retired) will be banned from an international friendly against Norway. The squad for the Norwegian match will be revealed on August 8.

Thierry Henry sings for New York Red Bulls and Retires from International football (sorry, soccer)

I think the NY Red Bulls still think Henry is in his prime. Well, he's not. "i alzo wud like to zay that i retire from playing zwith La France"The fans are happy that their club signed a professional handball player...Henry trains with the Bulls ahead of his first game against old rivals Tottenham Hotspurs. First day, and already acts like a prima donna.

French people!!!

Anelka shown the door

Nicolas Anelka has been kicked out of the 23 man squad after an expletive tirade with France's coach Raymond Domenech. (Btw, he deserves it, Domenech that is.) The alleged incident happened during halftime against Mexico (they lost 2-0) in which he said "Va te faire enculer, sale fils de pute". (I have an A2 in French, btw and just took my B1 which are kinda like a degree in french. ) Its